OpenUTAU

A screenshot of OpenUTAU, showing the piano roll using the Kasane Teto voicebank.

After downloading the trial version of Vocaloid 6 and trying to crack Vocaloid 2 on my computer, I decided to do more research. I first found the original UTAU, which was very crusty and everything was just "?????????". Then I found OpenUTAU, and after some fiddling and a YouTube tutorial, I made Teto speak English.

You can download OpenUTAU here and the voicebank there. Download the one labeled "English".
Install OpenUTAU like any other regular program. When installed, go to "Tools" and then "Install Singers...", and select your downloaded voicebank .zip file.

Install it, then select it from the track menu.
You also need to select the correct phonemizer; I chose "EN X-SAMPA".

Congratulation!!! You can now make noises with Teto!!!

Does not work on the ThinkPad T410... so more than a 1st gen i5